I guess the dark side does have cookies...

Maybe the Death Star has a holodeck.

This is awesome! Just saying...

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.....on guitar and drums!

#79: I hope he didn't injure his funny bone...

Me: Felix Jones landed kinda funny on that last play.
Brian: Did he land on a clown?

#78 - Chuck Norris Approved...

Me: Hey Brian, do you like my new sneakers? They are walking shoes, made specifically for walking.
Brian: That's cool. Ooooooh, I wonder if they make butt-kicking sneakers!

#77 - Eat your heart out Shakespeare...

Brian: You are as warm and snuggly as fresh lint from the dryer.
Me: Honey, that was probably the most un-romantic thing you have ever said.

#76 - Why I am going to invent a washing machine with settings just for men...

Me - I sort my laundry into three piles: darks, lights and reds.
Brian - I sort mine into two piles: cheese stains and peanut butter stains.

#75: A very Sonic wedding...

I think your cousin should have the wedding ceremony at Sonic Drive-In. I can just hear Megan saying "Take this tot as a token of my love and affection. With this onion ring, I thee wed."

#74: A good reason to go commando, especially at family reunions...

Me: I think God gave us families so we have people in our lives who have to love us, no matter what.
Brian: I agree, even if they sometimes deserve a wedgie...