#71 - Why Brian doesn't bake...and why I will never eat anything he bakes...

Me: How do you feel about shark cupcakes for your birthday?
Brian: What do you mean, "shark cupcakes?" You mean shark flavored?
Me: Are you serious?! Did you really think that's what I meant?! Would you actually eat a shark flavored cupcake?!
Brian: Hey, I'm Asian. We eat everything.
Me: OMG! Don't ever kiss me again!