Brian: Your cat pees like a fat guy at a football game.
Me: Um, would you care to explain that one?
Brian: You know, like a football fan who drinks a lot of beer while watching the game but doesn't want to miss anything so he just holds his bladder until the end of the game.
Me: Ah, I see. So, who is her favorite team?
Brian: We she kinda resembles a little bear so I am going to go with Chicago.
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