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Why I write "SBS"

To Quote Jessica Rabbit, "What can I say? He makes me laugh."
How do I decide what to post? Quite simply, if it makes me laugh so hard that I snort, it goes on the blog...Enjoy!

Monday, July 25, 2011

#70 - I'm a gangsta, Yo!

We are eating icecream on the Virginia Beach boardwalk, when a car drives by blaring gangsta' rap. Upon hearing this, Brian looks at me and says, in his cheesiest white-boy voice, "I'm a gangsta', Yo!" Then takes a lick of his ice cream, proving once and fore all how hard it is to look tough when you are eating a delicious summertime treat :-)

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Stuff Brian Wears #6: Who has a cool new shirt? THIS GUY!!!



This was Brian's anniversary gift from me. I actually took a vote from the SBS fans and this was one of their favorite quotes.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Stuff Brian Does #5 - Don't laugh...it really works...


Chopsticks: A device used to toast a marshmallow on a gas stove burner when you aren't anywhere near a campfire.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

#68 - Now That's Martha Stewart Living...or is it?

"I want to be haunted by Martha Stewart. Whenever I hear a bump in the night, I will flip on the lights and say "Oh look, fresh scones!"

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

#67 - Silent...but DEADLY!!!

Brian: "Instincts are better than out-stinks!"
Me: "My instinct IS to keep the heck away from your out-stinks!"

Thursday, July 7, 2011

#66 - My future is so bright...

Me: Do we have a cooler?
Brian: Nope
Me: We should buy one. I want to take our anniversary cake with us on our vacation and it needs to stay cool.
Brian: How about a leather biker jacket and shades?
Me: Ummm...
Brian: Fine! I'll buy a cooler.