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Why I write "SBS"

To Quote Jessica Rabbit, "What can I say? He makes me laugh."
How do I decide what to post? Quite simply, if it makes me laugh so hard that I snort, it goes on the blog...Enjoy!

Friday, February 24, 2012

SBS #88 - Maybe she was looking for toilet paper...

Brian: What is the cat looking at?
Me: The ceiling. I think cats can see things we can't. They are very smart, ya know?
Brian: How smart can she be? She uses her tongue as toilet paper!
Me: Well, you do have a point.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

SBS #87 - The difference between boobs and breasts...

Brian: We are planning on boob-feeding when we have kids, right?
Me: It's called breast-feeding Brian, not boob feeding. You big boob!