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Why I write "SBS"

To Quote Jessica Rabbit, "What can I say? He makes me laugh."
How do I decide what to post? Quite simply, if it makes me laugh so hard that I snort, it goes on the blog...Enjoy!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

#55 - I think your gonna need a bigger tongue

Brian: I am amazed at the amount of time the cats spend cleaning themselves.
Me: Well, if you were that beautiful, you would groom all the time too.
Brian: If I were that beautiful, I would expect the universe to take care of that for me. I would turn my back and the universe would stick out its tongue and lick me.


  1. We were watching a show about the universe when he came up with this one.