#56 - An unlikely USO tour...

So, Brian and I were watching Valkyrie and there was a scene where the Nazis heard a siren and they all started running in the same direction, when Brian said "Hey, they just heard a rumor that Justin Bieber is in town!"

#55 - I think your gonna need a bigger tongue

Brian: I am amazed at the amount of time the cats spend cleaning themselves.
Me: Well, if you were that beautiful, you would groom all the time too.
Brian: If I were that beautiful, I would expect the universe to take care of that for me. I would turn my back and the universe would stick out its tongue and lick me.

#54 - Wow! I was not expecting that answer

Me: Why is there a box of Splenda and a box of paper sitting on the staircase?
B: Because I am planning something sweet for later and I want to document it!

Stuff Brian Wears #4 - 5.....4.....3.....

2.....1.....Go for it boys!!!  Most people don't get this shirt right away.  I will give viewers a few days to think about it.  If nobody figures it out by Monday night, I will post the answer. (hint - take a closer look at the "guys" in the background)

#53 - Why I fear the cheese drawer in our fridge...

This magazine is full of cheese porn! Look at the holes on that Swiss!

#52 - A massage to remember...

So, Brian and I are snuggling and he couldn't seem to get comfortable without finding one of Heather's new ticklish spots. After getting tired of me brushing his hand away every thing he would find a new place to rest it, he decides to massage my forehead; yes, my forehead! To his surprise, he had found a non-ticklish spot. His celebration cry in this moment of victory: Oh yes, I give good forehead!

Stuff Brian Does #2 - Look Ma, No Hands! Video Gaming 101...

Stuff Brian Wears #3 - I don't think that's what Hugh had in mind...

If I could just get him to wear the matching tail, it would be even more awkward...

#51 - "Dessert sushi? Give me a spoon!"...

"So, if sushi restaurants serve raw food, do you think they serve cookie dough for dessert?"

Stuff Brian Does #1 - You buy them a toy but they always end up playing with the box...

Stuff Brian Wears #2 - There are no words...

I don't call him "silly monkey" for nothing!  He likes these shoes because he can use his prehensile toes while wearing them.

Stuff Brian Wears #1 - I'm a little sith teapot

If don't ask-don't tell were about fashion choices instead of sexual orientation, I would have to instill that rule here.

#50 - How my cats plan to take over the world...

Strategic Hair-balling: When a cat decides to exact its revenge on a human by selectively choosing the perfect location to leave a hairball so that its human, while staggering to the coffee pot in a half-asleep stupor, discovers said hairball with their bare feet, thus rendering the coffee useless because they are now wide awake.

#49 - If chickens were dinosaurs...

Would people mess with chickens if they were the size of hippos?