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Why I write "SBS"

To Quote Jessica Rabbit, "What can I say? He makes me laugh."
How do I decide what to post? Quite simply, if it makes me laugh so hard that I snort, it goes on the blog...Enjoy!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

#73 - Unusual ways to bait a trap...

I am digging through the fridge looking for something to snack on when I notice a container of food that I hadn't seen before. This container stimulated the following conversation:

Me: Brian, what is this?
Brian: Potato salad
Me: When and where did you get this potato salad.
Brian: From some guy on the street. Why?
Me: Brian, your not supposed to take food from strangers.
Brian: No, your not supposed to take CANDY from strangers. You can, however, accept potato salad from strangers. It's perfectly harmless.
Me: Ok, but I am going to let you check for poison before I eat any of it.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

#72 - Why children should fear disney flicks...

I can't wait for the sequel to Bambi.
We'll call it "Bambi 2 - More bang for your buck"

Monday, August 8, 2011

#71 - Why Brian doesn't bake...and why I will never eat anything he bakes...

Me: How do you feel about shark cupcakes for your birthday?
Brian: What do you mean, "shark cupcakes?" You mean shark flavored?
Me: Are you serious?! Did you really think that's what I meant?! Would you actually eat a shark flavored cupcake?!
Brian: Hey, I'm Asian. We eat everything.
Me: OMG! Don't ever kiss me again!